Abigail's Dedication 11-25-17

Adebimpe, The Facebook girl...Part 10

***Still trying to figure out why she came back, amidst the confusion, Adebimpe spoke****

BIMPE: see, I didn’t come back because of the money you want to give me. I only came back because I love you.

ME: Baby, you know I love you too, I am so sorry for my approach the other time. It’s because of my uncontrollable urges.

BIMPE: it’s ok dear.

*** Bimpe dropped her back, sat on the bed with me and came closer***, and she said, “Onihaxy, you know I love you so much, I came all the way from PHC just because of you. Why are you treating me like this?. Hearing this, I said to her that “I am sorry once again. Please forgive me. I pulled Bimpe closer, placed her back on my chest, I wrapped her in my arms and “yinmu” on her. I bent my head forward and kissed her, she responded and held my head towards her.

Adebimpe the Facebook girl...Part 9

Bimpe looked so tired, I didn’t even border asking where she went to, she just fell on my arms. I lifted her up, dropped her on the bed, and then brought her things inside. After a while, I asked her to come, so we could take our shower. That shower was crazy, we had so much fun. We kissed so much our lips almost paralyzed, then we bleeped for like an hour, before retiring on the bed, and dozed off.

Few minutes later, Bimpe called my name twice which I didn’t respond. I pretended as if I was sleeping. She then rose up, picked her phone, went into the bathroom, and made a quick call,  I overhead her saying “please I beg you, for the sake of the love between us, please forgive me,  Do come online via Facebook and let’s chat please”.

She “tipped toe” back to the bed, called my name again which I didn’t respond, then she started chatting for another 45 minutes. I couldn’t stop her because I wanted to know what transpired between her and her caller. I decided to wait till I woke up before I found out what happened next?
I woke up early around 4am, Adebimpe was still fast sleeping, I picked up my phone, opened her Facebook account as usual and read her recent conversations between her and one Swordman, their conversation was ;

SWORD: Why are you calling me?, I told you not to call me again, what else do you want? BIMPE: I can explain everything please.           SWORD: What is it that you want to explain? I told you my neighbor who has a shop at ODA road said he saw you coming out from a house in front of his shop earlier today with your box and bag, he even said the guy saw you off to where you took a bike, and when you left here today, you went back to the same house with your bag and he saw you also. He even told me the guy is your boyfriend?, So is that your daddy’s friend you are talking about?.
BIMPE: please is not what you think. Please, let me explain.            SWORD: what is it that you want to explain?             BIMPE: the guy is my elder brother’s friend. I only went there to deliver a message to him. SWORDMAN: you went there to deliver message to him and he went to the chemist opposite his house on Friday to buy condoms, just a day before you arrived?

*******Chai, I knew it must be Badmus, the chemist guy in front of my house. I was there on Friday to buy condom before Bimpe’s arrival, and when I saw Bimpe off, on my way home, he called me and said my babe is beautiful oooo. I replied that yes. And then He asked, is that the new catch?. I said “no ooo, we have been dating for the past 5 months and she used to come around. Maybe u don’t notice”,. Your condom don expire ooooo, the thing dey quick burst.,I quickly added, but sincerely I was only making mouth and jokes that day. And I remembered he told me he lives in Ijoka at Sunday bus stop…… now back to the chat.****

BIMPE: Please I don’t have anything with him please.                 SWORDMAN: Did you know that after the quick sex we had this afternoon, I traced your destination with a bike as you were going and it matched the exact location I heard of?. So all this years that we have been dating, you have been cheating on me?. 
BIMPE: Ok, let me confess, he is not my boyfriend and I don’t love him, you are the only one I love. You remembered I said I want to visit you in Akure last month which you said you don’t have money on you, but I missed you and wished to see you and feel your arms again after 3months that we hadn’t seen, then I told him I want to come to Lagos to see him, since you were in Lagos too, the guy fell for it and sent me the Transport fare. That was how I got to Lagos and after seeing him for 10mins, I came down straight to your place to spend the rest of my holiday. Please understand.           SWORD: and you decided to go back to him to collect another Transport fare without having sex with him?             BIMPE: believe me, he is just a puppet. He has so much, and seems to like me too, he can give me anything. But it’s you that I love Sodiq. I love you so much. I just used him and exploited him to get close to the person that I love and that person is you, please understand me.

****After reading their chat, I got so angry that I work Bimpe up, and asked her for a round of sex, because if he could give sex to the guy who didn’t give him a penny, me who has spent a lot on her should also get even more rounds, she refused and the following conversation took place****
ME:  Bimpe,so u are refusing me sex?             BIMPE: yes, didn’t we do it in the bathroom before we slept?, maybe when you give me the money you promised, we can then have a good sex.      ME: then I am not in the mood to go out today. How will I need love making from my girl and she will refuse it. And I will try to please her whenever she needs anything.                      BIMPE:. ****frowned her face*****, so it’s because of the money you wanted to give me that is making you to wake me up for sex? Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think I can’t survive without your money?” ******** bimpe started ranting********* She stood up, arranged her bag, wore her sandals and left the house.
**** I remained inside without any motive to look for her. I said to myself, “at least, I have had a Bleep of the value of my money. I picked my phone to update Segun about the latest happenings. He hailed me on Whatsapp saying “Mr. maga don dey get sense be that. Now it was around 5:10am, I was still on my bed, doing some meditating on how the day would look like, then I saw my door opened, and behold, I saw Adebimpe. Back into the room with her bags***** Then something unexpected happened.....

End of PART 9...stay tuned...same time next week for the final episode. Happy weekend to y’all!!!. If u enjoyed it...you can follow the author on IG/twitter: @adetattoo #MOSA WORKS

N/B- This story is strictly for adults, it is only for 18years plus, because it contains mature contents. Thank you, GTB (@nellydozzy on twitter)

P.S- To my fellow Nigerians, As you carry out your civil right by voting in your desired candidate, remember...NO VIOLENCE....God bless Nigeria and all other places...

Adebimpe...The Facebook girl...Part 8

Adebimpe the Facebook girl, its the story about Love, gone bad, then good again. A story for the young and the young at heart, if you have missed the other episodes, scan thru this blog, you will find all the past seven episodes and i assure you that you will not regret doing so, do enjoy this week's episode...

                        *****After Segun’s call, the following conversation occurred*****

Bimpe: onihaxy, what is all this now?, how do I leave here now, your friend went home to bring money only for him to call that his house was robbed. 

ME: I’m amazed too, in fact, I don’t know what to do and I don’t know anybody else who can borrow me this money.

 BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the time now, its 11:52am already. I must leave here ooooooooo. Find something to do ooooo, 

   

Adebimpe the Facebook girl.....Part 7

Just as I was standing in front of the bank and crying like someone who lost his third leg, aka, d**k, my phone rang. I looked at the screen and it was my friend, Segun. I call him “Sege the guru” because he is into blogging and ICT.

SEGE: Ogbeni, how far? , Your number no dey waka since yesterday

 Me: Sege how far

Story- Adebimpe, the Facebook girl....Part 6

Her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the phone, but Bimpe was responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone and she dropped the call. Before I could say anything, Bimbe said “that is my roommate at school. She is asking me the time I will get to PHC”.

I dashed out of the room. 

Story- Adebimpe, the Facebook girl.. Part 5

I was squeezing and pressing. I traced my hands down to her abdomen, still doing the kissing. Just as I was about to unzip her trouser, she said “STOP”, I refused but she removed her mouth and shifted a bit.

 BIMPE: Baby, don’t you think its too early for us to have s*x?. We are going to get married and enjoy ourselves till eternity, why should we rush?. And besides, this is our first date dear. Please ******she wore this innocent girl look*******

Hurray...its my born-day...

                            
Everyone has a special day in their lives, it could be the day they were born, the day the completed their formal education, the day they married or gave birth to their kids, or even the day they die (seldomly used tho). For me, my special day was when i was born, on Friday, the 24th day of February, 1989.

Since i was born, i have taken time to ask myself one question, "Why was i born?", sincerely speaking, i have not gathered the entire answers to that question but as time goes on, each day elucidates a different purpose. Taking a quick historical gist, i hail from a humble background, my dear mother always told me that i love "garri" so much when i was a little kid, and i love eating a lot, (so no try me for food o, i go win you). It was not easy growing up as the first son of a family, there are several challenges, most important one is making sure that the family name lives on, so everything i did or do was programmed not to affect my family name, so i didn't do some "bad bad" things when i was younger.

Adebimpe the Facebook girl....Part 4

                                    

Last night was great, Bimpe returned after spending some time with her so-called cousin, we had a nice time both in the bathroom and on my bed, in fact, it was super fantastic. Despite the fact that I knew she was cheating on me, I just concluded in my heart to do as many sex as I can and pay her off, as all these breezed through my heart as I slept after a super fantastic night, the voice of Bimpe woke me up, she was just tapping me and shouting, “baby baby, wake up its getting late”

Happy Valentine's day

It's that season of love again, and i am sure that most of us are getting geared up for the fun and all, as we celebrate #Love , let us not forget to share that #Love to the less previlleged or to those that don't have anyone to share it with.

Let this love reach the hands of all, those in prisons, orphans, disabled, etc. They need our #Love too and in its true sense, they are the real reason for a Valentine's day. Do have all the fun, but don't get to the extreme, remember its just a day, don't act as if you don't intend to celebrate it tomorrow.

Do have a blissful celebration. #HappyValentine friends....

Adebimpe the Facebook girl...(Part 3)

As the Facebook homepage page opened. On the username, I saw her email filled in it, and on the password. I saw 8 dots just as normal password code. Immediately I recalled that when she came to my house, she asked for my phone to use because her blackberry battery was flat. I remembered she logged out before returning the phone to me. So as I was wondering what could have happened, I then recollected that notification which says “do you want opera to keep your password for this page?” which usually comes up, then I assumed she must have selected YES. I gladly logged into her account and browsed through her page, pictures, and friends and then went to her messages.

Adebimpe the Facebook girl...(Part 2)

Just while I was wondering about my recent act of stupidity, my memory started flashing back to how I and Bimpe started………. After sending her a friend request on Facebook which she accepted. We had chat about academics, then life in general. As time went on, we were so fond of each other that we confided in each other. She told me about her relationship that just ended with Mike due to emotional and physical abuse. She also told me how mike didn’t love her, how he violently demands for sex, how he always demanded for anal sex which she always rejected not until one day when mike drugged her drink, in her  unconscious state mike had his way through her anus, Oh she felt pains for days and had to end the relationship.

Introducing- (Story)- Adebimpe the Facebook girl

We shall kick off this year with a beautiful story, composed by our very own Naija born brother, tis story shall be aired once each week, so be alert so that you will not miss out in this superb story line.
Once again, i welcome you to a blissful 2015.

Chapter 1

Early February, I met Adebimpe on Facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early march we started e-dating. 3weeks ago, we discussed on how we would see one another physically and she suggested that she would travel down to meet me in Lagos, on one condition, and that was if only I can send her Transport fare. Adebimpe is a student of UNIPORT so she is fully based in PHC.

Happy New year!!!

It has always been said that "it is never over until it is over", indeed 2014 strolls by as 2015 balls in. In the spirit of the Xmas and New year celebration, i am sharing this cool video that i received via Whatsapp from my cousin last night. It is a must watch video.

Do enjoy the video.. Merry Xmas and a Happy new year to you.

Say what?..Animals go to heaven...says Pope Francis

The idea of a special place for the human race has been a gigantic debate between several scholars, theologians, scientist and philosopher. The truth remains that for most Christians, Heaven is real. Though, this belief is personal than collective, the idea of animals going to heaven have not been given much thought as some can conclude that animals don't go to heaven.

In a twist this past week, the Pope has opened yet another controversial chapter, in his own words he said,"One day we will see our animals again in eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all God’s creatures."